who’s on first?

i first heard about this sketch by abbott & costello the first time i watched the movie ‘rain man’. i have since heard it about 2000 times and it still makes me laugh.

baseball is finally back for a new season and i thought it would be only fitting to make something for my wall that’s inspired by this piece, so i sat down and wrote down every name (it took a few plays before i got them all) in the different positions. i know that the right fielder, nobody, isn’t in the sketch, but i googled a bit and found that he’s in the board game. thanks wikipedia!

who's on first?